Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment
Spider-Man vs Paste-Pot Pete
Spider-Man/Human Torch #1
There is not enough cream to recover from that burn… someone call a doctor, that man needs a brain amputation.
i saw this
so i made this
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.
Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.
Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…