niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

caritas89:

Spider-Man vs Paste-Pot Pete

Spider-Man/Human Torch #1

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

alpernoth:

There is not enough cream to recover from that burn… someone call a doctor, that man needs a brain amputation.

baelor:

i saw this

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so i made this

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squeakthewritepony:

tggeko:

gtbsayso:

radicalmuscle:

buzzfeed:

These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. 

Ok but lobsters are immortal?

Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off

You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.

Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.

Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.

Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…

Lanipator - Vegeta Snaps
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lunaarcorp:

(image source: awkwardvegetaphotos)

I couldn’t not do this. There was no mp3 of Lanipator’s SCREECHING Vegeta out there, so I just whipped one up.

It’s beautiful.